Aussie67
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Bill was cruising down a country road on his motorbike when a deer darted out in front of him. He swerved, lost control, and ended up in a ditch. Luckily, he wasn’t badly hurt, just a little dazed.
A shiny BMW pulled up alongside, and out stepped an absolutely stunning woman. “Are you OK?” she asked.
Bill rubbed his head. “I banged it a bit, but I think I’m fine.”
“Don’t be silly,” she said. “Jump in my car, I’m a nurse. I’ll patch you up, and you can warm up at my place just a couple miles away.”
Bill hesitated. “That’s really kind, but my wife wouldn’t be happy if I went home with a strange woman.”
The nurse smiled. “Nonsense! You could have a serious injury. I insist.”
So, Bill gave in, climbed into the BMW, and off they went. At her house, she cleaned his wound, bandaged him up, and even offered him a cold beer.
“I really shouldn’t,” said Bill. “My wife won’t like it.”
“Don’t be daft,” she laughed. “You’ve had a shock. A beer will calm you down.”
So Bill had the beer. Then she offered him another.
He shook his head. “Honestly, I'd better not. My wife REALLY won’t like it.”
Rolling her eyes, she asked, “Why do you keep worrying about your wife? Where is she, anyway?”
Bill took a sip of his beer, shrugged, and said, “As far as I know… she’s still in the ditch.”
A shiny BMW pulled up alongside, and out stepped an absolutely stunning woman. “Are you OK?” she asked.
Bill rubbed his head. “I banged it a bit, but I think I’m fine.”
“Don’t be silly,” she said. “Jump in my car, I’m a nurse. I’ll patch you up, and you can warm up at my place just a couple miles away.”
Bill hesitated. “That’s really kind, but my wife wouldn’t be happy if I went home with a strange woman.”
The nurse smiled. “Nonsense! You could have a serious injury. I insist.”
So, Bill gave in, climbed into the BMW, and off they went. At her house, she cleaned his wound, bandaged him up, and even offered him a cold beer.
“I really shouldn’t,” said Bill. “My wife won’t like it.”
“Don’t be daft,” she laughed. “You’ve had a shock. A beer will calm you down.”
So Bill had the beer. Then she offered him another.
He shook his head. “Honestly, I'd better not. My wife REALLY won’t like it.”
Rolling her eyes, she asked, “Why do you keep worrying about your wife? Where is she, anyway?”
Bill took a sip of his beer, shrugged, and said, “As far as I know… she’s still in the ditch.”