Joke of the day - Add your jokes here

[Mach1 Driver]

OK, where is our buddy Aussie67 ?!! He hasn't posted on here for several weeks. Hope you're doing alright Bro.

 

[Midlife]

I've noticed that too; sent him a PM but no response. Come back soon and healthy!

 

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[GypsyR]

Wait, what? You got a '81 Caddy with a turbo diesel too? No way!

 

[funkaholik]

@GypsyR Yes way! Fun little truck. Does the ¼ mile in 18 seconds at 72MPH, so not very speedy.

 

[GypsyR]

Sweet! Mine isn't so pretty. Not allowed to paint anything until I finally paint wifey's car. (A handy excuse.) Currently has the stock Westy square headlight front end which I've never cared for but I scored a Cabrio front clip a while back. When I eventually get around to it (and find a right fender) my grille will match yours. Oh yeah, and it IS a turbo. With an FF five speed. No idea on 1/4 times but I had to turn down boost and fueling a touch. I had it where it was slipping the clutch at the top of third gear at full boogie. I've been driving it 2-5 days a week for years now. Been on a few road trips too.

 

[funkaholik]

We probably shouldn't clog up the Jokes thread with our VW nerd-out, but very cool truck! I have questions, so I'll PM you.

 

[funkaholik]

Him: "What's your body count?"
Her: "For what?"
Him: "People you've slept with..."
Her: "Ohhh! I thought you saw the basement..."
Him: "What?"
Her: "What?"

 

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[funkaholik]

If you’re expecting a Star Wars joke from me on May the 4th then you’re looking in Alderaan places.

 

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[Mach1 Driver]

She just texted me and said I can still smell your colon on my pillow, and this is why spelling matters.

 

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