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Colonoscopy Sweepstakes !!

Oh great, fly to New York and check into a luxury hotel so you can spend 24 hours *not* eating, and sitting on the crapper. For those who have not had the pleasure, this is the central experience of a colonoscopy, that you must spend the previous day guzzling an industrial strength laxative so powerful you must fit seatbelts to your commode to avoid a launch into low earth orbit. The procedure itself is similar to taking a nap.
 
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"180 Out" said:
Oh great, fly to New York and check into a luxury hotel so you can spend 24 hours *not* eating, and sitting on the crapper. For those who have not had the pleasure, this is the central experience of a colonoscopy, that you must spend the previous day guzzling an industrial strength laxative so powerful you must fit seatbelts to your commode to avoid a launch into low earth orbit. The procedure itself is similar to taking a nap.
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Hahaha. All true. The crap I had to drink tasted like margarita mix, concocted from Satan's personal bartender.
 
For those of you unitiated guys and gals, this might help you visualize the procedure.....................................



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"JeffTepper" said:
Ahhhh so you chose the lime flavored draino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yes, and to make matters worse, I had to water it down by half just to be able to drink it without puking. I ended up having to drink twice the amount. After all that, coughing meant a trip to the bathroom to avoid possible surprises.
 
Yeah, mine was akin to going down to the Santa Monica pier, sticking a straw into the water under the boardwalk and just start sucking.
Surely with America's geniuses, they could think up something that tastes better but gives the same results...
 
Really makes you wonder why someone dug back into the archives to make a comment on a thread. But look, now it has three new comments!
 
I had good news a couple of years ago. Once you turn 70, they recommend no more colonoscopies, as the risk of it is greater than if you don't have any sign of cancer.
 
180 Out said:
Oh great, fly to New York and check into a luxury hotel so you can spend 24 hours *not* eating, and sitting on the crapper. For those who have not had the pleasure, this is the central experience of a colonoscopy, that you must spend the previous day guzzling an industrial strength laxative so powerful you must fit seatbelts to your commode to avoid a launch into low earth orbit. The procedure itself is similar to taking a nap.
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Ain't that the truth . Last one i had they gave me a different prep to drink . Took that first drink & thought this won't be so bad ,taste ok & its not any where as much as the last time . I could'nt even finish the bottle . Same results as the other prep meds .
One thing about either is you better be close to a bathroom because when you think its time its too late . You won't/ can't wait or stop it . So yes sir its something everybody should try at least once.
Guarnteed you won't want it again .
Btw i love your accurate description of how things happen .
All of us that have been there ,we are not laughing like those young guys.
 
David67 said:
I have my first one in a few weeks lol
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The hard part is the prep . Got to warn you though if you get that " colin blow " prep stay close to a bathroom . Actually its safer to just sit on the throne . Its nothing like the rides in the parks that your in long lines to ride the ride that's over with in an eye blink . You only wish it was .
 
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