Sluggo called me to have me take a look. The #1 thing that would help me figure out WTF is up is actually having a browser (especially chrome or firefox+firebug) and see the problem. I've seen the screenshots, and I understand what you guys are seeing, but it's working like a boss on my browser (all three, Chrome, FF, IE) so I can't fix it.
It's like if someone brought their car to your shop and said "Look it's leaking coolant EVERYWHERE" and you look under the hood, and sure enough, dried coolant splashed all about, but every time you run the car, not a drop drips out. Guy drives his car home and comes back and it's obviously still leaking. The splash patterns will point you to what it MAY be...but until you see water running out an opening, you're just guessing.
Sluggo and I are just guessing right now.
But we're both still working the issue.