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Most definitely politically incorrect, racist and offensive jokes

Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes

I was going through a couple of magazines the other day in the local Muslim shop... I was really enjoying myself until the fucking gun jammed!


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LMAO
 
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"FordDude" said:
I was going through a couple of magazines the other day in the local Muslim shop... I was really enjoying myself until the fucking gun jammed!


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Hilarious
 
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Another American Converts to Islam

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It was announced today that Buckwheat, of Our Gang fame has converted to the Muslim faith and changed his name to Kareem of Wheat.

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lmao
 
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New Tax

Effective Jan 1, 2013, aspirin will be taxed under the Obama-Care program. The explanation was that they are white and they work. No other reason was given.

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This thread gets better every time I look.......good job.
 
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Oh, Reagan and little obama caused me to launch my coffee. Still laughing.......
 
Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes

Congratulations to Barack Obama...
The first Brother to hear the words 'four more years' without them being spoken by a Judge during sentencing.


Not really, it is just a lame joke...
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"FordDude" said:
Congratulations to Barack Obama...
The first Brother to hear the words 'four more years' without them being spoken by a Judge during sentencing.


Not really, it is just a lame joke...
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One could say: the country was sentenced to 4 more years!

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Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes

A Black boy asks his mother, "Mama, what's a democracy?" She replies,
"Well boy, that's when White people work every day so we can get all our benefits!"
"But Mama, don't the White people get angry about that?"
"Sure they do. It's called racism!"

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"Gigantopithecus" said:
Looks like yo text got reparated n shit.
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I saw that it got cut off after the apostrophe in "that's", but my daughter walked into the room and wanted to talk to me... So the post had to wait a few minutes. :Mark

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Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

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What's the definition of mixed feelings?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your Mustang.

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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

The swallow.

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One day ole' Betsy was sitting on the porch eatin' watamelon when Leroy passed her by and said "Betsy!! Whys yous ain gots no draws on gurl??"

"Well gaddam Leroy, caint you tells Ima tryin ta keep dem flies away from my wadamelon!!"

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This one's for Midlife.

Why do you fuck a sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it will push back!
 
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"68fastwilliams" said:
This one's for Midlife.

Why do you fuck a sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it will push back!
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How does Mid practice safe sex ????






He puts a big Black X on the backs of the sheep that kick. :shee
 
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(1) I'm living next door to a radical Muslim couple at the moment. They
have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the
back yard, so I'm just writing to you while I'm waiting for the kettle to
boil.

(2) Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia. He
has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school
along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1
pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - its fucking
hilarious.

(3) I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, good morning
you ugly prick? It's not yours is it?

(4) I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations.
Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.

(5) Been to the optometrist today - he told me I was color blind. I'm
fuckin' worried now that some of my buddies could be black. If you are,
can you delete my e-mail address?

(7) There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.
 
Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes

At a recent fundraiser, a reporter asked Bill Clinton how Hillary's head was.

"Not as good as Monica's" was probably not the best answer. :part

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A deaf - mute nervously approached the chemist
shop counter to buy some condoms.
He opened his fly, placed his cock on the counter,
pointed to it and laid $5 next to it.
With an understanding nod, the pharmacist whipped
out his cock, laid it beside the other man's, grinned
in triumph, took the cash and walked away.
 
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