ITCHY PARTS

[scedd]

A female dwarf went to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the
groin area. The doctor looked her up and down, picked her up and stood her
on his desk. He lifted up her skirt and put his head under. A little
perplexed, she heard snip, snip, snip, snip.
The doctor emerged from under her skirt. "How's that?" he asked.
"Well, it's a lot better actually" she said, "but.............it's still there."
Undaunted, he dived back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip, snip. Out he
came. "How's that?" he asked again more confident.
"That's wonderful! What did you do?" she asked.

"I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots."

 

[Flysure1]

:lol

 

[blue65coupe]

I don't know what an ugg boot is but I'm assuming it's those furry top boots. Either way, that made for a good laugh.

 

[Anonymous]

I don't know what an ugg boot is but I'm assuming it's those furry top boots. Either way, that made for a good laugh.

Take a trip to Bend and you'll see them everywhere.

 

[blue65coupe]

Bend, OvR? No thanks.

 

[AzPete]

So you don't have to travel...