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A Rotten Day: The Curse Comes Home to Roost

"KTJMcG" said:
Funny,this old timer back home used to "press" his own wheel bearings on without a press. He would cut the old bearings off and stick the axle in a bucket of ice. Then about 5 minutes before he was ready to put the bearing on,he would put the bearing on a hot plate. Working quick he would wipe down the axle to get the moisture off and then slide the bearing down,couple of taps with a block of wood and a hammer,it was on. Never tried it myself,but watched him do it a couple of times.

Done it myself many years ago. I had to replace an axle bearing on a '68 Olds Cutlass I had as a teenager. My father showed me that trick and it worked pretty darn well!!
 
To end the curse this is what you need to do and what is needed.

13 White candles
A bottle of Tequila
3 Shot glasses
1/2 half cup of salt
Bottle of turpentine
1 dried corn cob

On a night of the fullest moon place the candles in a 5 foot circle and light them. Fill the shot glasses with Tequila but do not drink them. Put a liberal amount of turpentine on the dried corn cob and place it at your right side. The half cup of salt needs to be placed just in front of you. Put the stray cat at your left side but do not have it caged. Sitting in the circle just in front of your car take a shot of Tequila and repeat these words..........

What was done was done
Be it now undone
By the light of the full moon's wane
Cleanse my car of taint and stain
Let now my hurtful spell reverse
And lift from my car this vicious curse
As I enter now this sacred space
Return my car's spirit to it's grace

Now take the second shot of Tequila and pick up the turpentine soaked corn cob and rub it across the cat's a$$. Quickly pick up the salt and throw it over your left shoulder repeat these words.

From unto my car I lift this spell
And place it on the cat running down the street like a bat out of hell

Now drink the third shot of Tequila, blow out the candles and call it a night.
 
Midlife tried that but got confused as to the rubbing of the cats ass....they are good friends now....
 
Well he must have preformed the ritual and passed it on to me, I worked at mounting a sway bar all day and gave up. Cut the brackets wrong twice and burnt my finger. I'm gonna see if I can round up a cat tonight.
 
forget the candles, shot glasses, salt & the cat. drink the bottle of tequila & shove the turpentine soaked corn cob up your own ass. the car problems will be last thing you worry about! :hide
 
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