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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman wander into a little old pub in Ireland. They each ask the barman for a pint of Guinness. After the pints are placed on the bar, blue bottles drop into each of the three freshly poured pints.

The Englishman pushes his pint away in disgust and orders up another. The Scot reaches in and plucks out the fly.

The Irishman reaches in, picks the fly out, holds it up close to his face and shouts, “Spit it out, you little bastard.”​

At the Senior Citizen’s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.

The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.

They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?"

All of a sudden the lady stripped off her and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When he finished, the man couldn’t believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he’d had in years.

They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He asked the lady, "Up or Down?" There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again.

This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day She said yes, and here they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or Down?" The woman replied, "Down."

A little puzzled, the gentleman drove the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, "Up or Down? "She replied "Up."

This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What’s the deal ? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down, you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing !"

She replied, "Well yesterday I wasn’t wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were "FUC or DROWN"​