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Colonoscopy Sweepstakes !!

My brother-in-law discovered he had Stage 3 (originally called Stage 4) colon cancer at around 55. Had an operation to remove several feet of his lower goodies, radiation, chemo, wore a colostomy bag for about a year. Survived and is doing fine, made it past his 10 year mark now but still goes to have his scans and the periodic colonoscopy. Now his older sister and my wife (younger sister) will have to have them every 5 years until age 70 to be sure. I turned 50 last year and need to have one. I fart like a goose around the clock and already have blow-outs on a nealry daily basis so I should be easy to clean out. I told my wife to be sure and bring her phone for recording to my recovery room so I can see if I can set a record for the longest fart. I'm not looking forward to it but it's probably a good idea to get checked out and it beats going through what bro-in-law did.
 
1st time they injected something into my IV and said you should start to feel yourself fading out. They asked if I felt it, I said maybe a little? She looked surprised and checked the tubing and said, “Oh there’s a kink in the t……….”.
 
I never had the pleasure. I defecated in a box and gave it to my UPS driver. We had a good laugh and he said he did the same thing.
 
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