the golden years

rbohm · Sep 7, 2017

i cant see,
i cant chew,
i cant pee,
i cant screw,

the golden years have come at last
the golden years can kiss my ass.

Midlife · Sep 7, 2017

You forgot to include "I can't hear" and "I can't run anymore"

6t6red · Sep 7, 2017

Midlife said:
You forgot to include "I can't hear" and "I can't run anymore"

WHAT

Midlife · Sep 7, 2017

Damn young punks...get off my lawn!

rbohm · Sep 9, 2017

there are three things that go as you get older;

1: your memory

and i forget what the other two are.

msell66 · Sep 9, 2017

Midlife · Sep 9, 2017

A great day of the Golden Years is a day without pain of some sort or another.

3175375 · Sep 10, 2017

What?

rbohm · Sep 11, 2017

Midlife said:
A great day of the Golden Years is a day without pain of some sort or another.

wait wait wait, you mean there is a chance at being pain free?

3175375 · Sep 11, 2017

When you are dead. No more pain.

rbohm · Sep 11, 2017

3175375 said:
When you are dead. No more pain.

maybe not in this world, but what about the next one?

janschutz · Sep 12, 2017

rbohm said:
maybe not in this world, but what about the next one?

Well That is purely up to you in this world.

Midlife · Sep 12, 2017

Oh boy...I'm in deep doo-doo then...