Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A flat minor.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
Now matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A flat minor.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
Now matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
