Olympic Turkey Baster Grip - Caption time

[Midlife]

I'm fairly certain that my head is firmly planted up my own arse.

You mean that isn't you in the picture? Man, I gotta stop drinkin' so much...

 

[monkeystash]

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt..... -Sir Mixalot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

 

[blue65coupe]

"They don't call me fastback for nothing"

"That's not what I meant when I said my "pusher" wasn't working"

"I meant a new THERMOMETER, not thermostat"

 

[Havok1]

First, I'll said it over there and I'll say it here, the fact that this (an internationally recognized event that happened on an international stage) got deleted within 30 secs on the other board is RIDICULOUS!!! For a caption, I gotta go with the classic movie lines.

Moon RIVER!!!

Hey doc, you find your watch up there?

And this one time at band camp....

 

[blue65coupe]

"Now I see why they call you BackDoorMan"