A few proverbs for thursday--most are old but still cute.

[Flysure1]

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Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money.

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War does not

Determine who is right, war determine who is

Left.

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Wife who put

Husband in doghouse soon find him in

Cathouse.

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Man who farts in church

sits in own pew.

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Man who drive like

Hell, bound to get there..

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Man who live in

Glass house should change clothes in

Basement.

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Man who fish in

Other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!

 

[Flysure1]

Did you find yourself reading those in your best Chinese accent in your head???

 

[opentrackerSteve]

ha.

When I was ona co-ed Church league softball team and we were behind, I would yell

" Come on team, eat more prunes - We need the runs!!!!! "

 

[KBMWRS]

We call those, Dad jokes. You know the type that everyone just groans about after they hear them.

 

[guruatbol]

Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you got, the less shit you gotta eat!

Mel

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