tarafied1
Well-Known Member
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen
crabs and asked a blond flight attendant to take care of them for
him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for
them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was
a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she
let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce
to the entire cabin,
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please
raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blonds aren't as dumb as most folks think.
crabs and asked a blond flight attendant to take care of them for
him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for
them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was
a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she
let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce
to the entire cabin,
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please
raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blonds aren't as dumb as most folks think.
