Aussie67
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Two polar bears, a father and son, are walking around in the Arctic. The son looks at the father and says, ”Dad, I've got a question. Are you sure I am 100% polar bear?”
The father looks at his son and says, “Yes son, you're 100% polar bear”
“OK” the son says.
They keep walking and about 20 min later the son again says: “Are you sure I am 100% polar bear?”
The father again says, “Yes son, you’re 100% polar bear”
“OK” says the son.
About 30 min later the son says, “OK dad, be serious. Are you sure I am 100% polar bear. Are You sure there is no black bear or grizzly bear in me?”
“Yes son you're 100% polar bear. I am 100% polar bear and so is your mother. Why do you keep asking son?”
The son says, “Well I don’t know about you but I am bloody freezing”
The father looks at his son and says, “Yes son, you're 100% polar bear”
“OK” the son says.
They keep walking and about 20 min later the son again says: “Are you sure I am 100% polar bear?”
The father again says, “Yes son, you’re 100% polar bear”
“OK” says the son.
About 30 min later the son says, “OK dad, be serious. Are you sure I am 100% polar bear. Are You sure there is no black bear or grizzly bear in me?”
“Yes son you're 100% polar bear. I am 100% polar bear and so is your mother. Why do you keep asking son?”
The son says, “Well I don’t know about you but I am bloody freezing”