Has anyone heard from Waffles?

[daveSanborn]

I received a message from him late last week. He was to be married last Friday. Here it is Monday and still no word from him. I hope he's alright.

He did fire me off a pre-nuptual picture of him and his bride to be, but this was the last I've heard from him. I'm probably worrying for nothing... the kids are probably off having fun together.

 

[AzPete]

Would that be his "Waffle Iron"?

 

[blue65coupe]

He'll come back from the h'moon with the name "pancaked" or "flapjacked". What's that dude grabbing in the pic? Nevermind, I think he's just rubbing some salt on that slug.

 

[napaguy]

damn now she is hot!!!! :binkybaby: :binkybaby:

 

[daveSanborn]

damn now she is hot!!!!

Remember Pat that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.... in this case, Waffles be'holdin a whole lotta woman!

 

[cmayna]

"oh honey she says, can I sit on your lap?" " Nooooooooooooo"
I bet she could really flatten his waffle.

 

[Midlife]

That's not his SWMBO: that's his Aunt Jemima! What a sweetie! :bom:

 

[Waffles]

you guys are such dicks.

i hate it here. im going to go cry in the corner and listen to some good charlotte. noone understands me.