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FordDude

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A suicide bomber died and went to Paradise, as foretold.
When he arrived there he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his 72 virgins, as promised.
Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah looked at him for a moment, then replied, Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because people like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous and frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
Allah replied, "Who told you they were women?"

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Horseplay

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Based on some of the stuff I have read, I'm not so sure that twist will bother too many of them.
 

Horseplay

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great...you just had to send out a beacon to alert Gary!
I don't know why but when I first read this I thought it said "bacon alert" and damn near wet myself. Would have been fitting given the original thread subject.
 

70 StangMan

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