Magic green hat

[FordDude]

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 3 hours, I put on my

MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the E.R., I

noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick

after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting

time.



Here's the hat.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 4 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!


fd

 

[guruatbol]

Good one Tim! Try putting it on the dash of your car. You will be able to just get right through the traffic.

I want to get a white Crown Vic and paint a green stripe on it and go forth through the busy freeways of SoCal....Hehehehe

Mel

 

[Ponyman66]

:thu :thu :thu

I have several of the real deal in the closet (no I didn't steal them or mug an Agent...I was one for awhile!). Got me thinking....hmmmmm,shorter lines at Walmart?!! :yah