Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's time to waste.
And I was 'round when dirt was made
Had my time made in the shade
Made damn sure that ol' Ford, Hank
signed the deal to made his make!
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I hang around a lot of forums
When I see it was time to change
Killed the thread and his posters
Moderators screamed in vain
I drove a Mustang
Held a Secretary's rank
When the MCA raged
And every other Body stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, then I have fame
Oh, who
woo, woo
Woo, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Oh, who
woo, woo
Woo, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's time to waste.
And I was 'round when dirt was made
Had my time made in the shade
Made damn sure that ol' Ford, Hank
signed the deal to made his make!
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I hang around a lot of forums
When I see it was time to change
Killed the thread and his posters
Moderators screamed in vain
I drove a Mustang
Held a Secretary's rank
When the MCA raged
And every other Body stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, then I have fame
Oh, who
woo, woo
Woo, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Oh, who
woo, woo
Woo, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah