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I'm not a very good story teller but here it goes. Yesterday my wife came home and told me what happened at one of her co-workers homes. Anyway, the other night at home her husband just had stepped out of the shower when their 3 year old daughter opened the door and saw him. She took off running into the living room and told her mom "daddy got a dog's tail". The mom unsure how to explane the difference told the daughter that "boys have a tail and girls don't". Later that evening the family was settling in to watch a movie, dad was in the kitchen popping popcorn when the daughter asked him to bring her a glass of "Koolaid". The dad replied "well Missie, you can get up off your tuff and come in here and carry it". The daughter looked at her mom and said "daddy is being mean." The mom replied "go in there and whip his tail." The daughter went into the kitchen and started striking her dad in the privates causing him to bend over in pain and become sick. The daughter picked up her glass of Koolaid and returned to the living room and said "mommy I whipped his tail".
