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Author Topic: The blond jigsaw puzzle!  (Read 220 times)

Offline Flysure1

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The blond jigsaw puzzle!
« on: January, 02, 2009, 09:14:05 AM »
Jigsaw Puzzle
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started." Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............," he sighed, ..... "Let's put all of these frosted flakes back into the box."

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Re: The blond jigsaw puzzle!
« Reply #1 on: January, 02, 2009, 12:04:16 PM »
Freakin' hilarious!

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Re: The blond jigsaw puzzle!
« Reply #2 on: January, 03, 2009, 07:07:18 AM »
Oh, that one's going in the memory for later.  Good one.
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Re: The blond jigsaw puzzle!
« Reply #3 on: January, 05, 2009, 04:48:55 PM »
I sure hope she was HOT.
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