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Author Topic: I bet you missed the jokes!  (Read 226 times)

Offline Flysure1

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I bet you missed the jokes!
« on: June, 01, 2010, 06:02:25 PM »

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church   found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!   
 
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope o n the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by

curiosity, approached her.   
   

   

 "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.   
 

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church."   
   

   
 
The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?"   
 
 The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."   
 
The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"   
 
 "He is a veterinarian," she answered.   
 
"That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"   
 
 The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada . He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas , and one in Reno '   
 

                     

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Re: I bet you missed the jokes!
« Reply #1 on: June, 02, 2010, 10:32:07 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :sur
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Re: I bet you missed the jokes!
« Reply #2 on: June, 02, 2010, 01:53:29 PM »
Janet Reno is a cat house?
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