Author Topic: I hereby give up my Man Card (Read 1112 times)

lethal289 · « **Reply #25 on:** May, 30, 2010, 06:48:48 AM »

Quote from: RyanG85 on May, 29, 2010, 11:47:05 PM

Jake, You should have your man card suspended for wanting to see pictures of a minivan! :ga

I was just simply stating that if he doesn't show it to us, it never happened. So he doesn't have to worry about it. Not that i wanted to see it.

RapidRabbit · « **Reply #26 on:** May, 30, 2010, 07:22:03 AM »

Quote from: lethal289 on May, 30, 2010, 06:48:48 AM

I was just simply stating that if he doesn't show it to us, it never happened. So he doesn't have to worry about it. Not that i wanted to see it.

Sure Jake. We know you'll be shopping for one once the little guy comes. :lol

lethal289 · « **Reply #27 on:** May, 30, 2010, 07:32:34 AM »

Quote from: RapidRabbit on May, 30, 2010, 07:22:03 AM

Sure Jake. We know you'll be shopping for one once the little guy comes. :lol

Actually the wife and i are on the same page on this one. SUV maybe, mini van No :fbomb ing WAY!

Midlife · « **Reply #28 on:** May, 30, 2010, 08:00:37 AM »

Quote from: lethal289 on May, 30, 2010, 06:48:48 AM

I was just simply stating that if he doesn't show it to us, it never happened. So he doesn't have to worry about it. Not that i wanted to see it.

So if I don't show you bozos a pic of the minivan, that means I don't have one and I get to keep my man card? Woo hoo!

johnpro · « **Reply #29 on:** May, 30, 2010, 09:58:39 AM »

Quote from: Midlife on May, 30, 2010, 08:00:37 AM

So if I don't show you bozos a pic of the minivan, that means I don't have one and I get to keep my man card? Woo hoo!

You will be re-issued a temporary man card. It will only be temporary, because you've already admitted to purchasing the manhood-sapping vehicle.

If you go one year without driving it, you're permanent man card will be re-issued.

AzPete · « **Reply #30 on:** May, 30, 2010, 10:22:41 AM »

But.....he drove it home from the dealer.......

johnpro · « **Reply #31 on:** May, 30, 2010, 11:42:28 AM »

Quote from: AzPete on May, 30, 2010, 10:22:41 AM

But.....he drove it home from the dealer.......

Ok, forgot about that. His man-card is permanently revoked.

tarafied1 · « **Reply #32 on:** May, 30, 2010, 12:27:31 PM »

I shouldn't admit this but my company car (which I didn't really have a choice) is a Dodge minivan. Well, actually I did have a choice, could have had a toyota hybrid but I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those. My wife drives it when I'm home. I only drive it to the airport to leave it in the parking lot (which is good cuz it got side swiped once already and enough door dings to look like it was in a sideways hail storm). When I do drive it I immediately come home and drive the Mustang to get my dignity back! It also does NOT get to park in the garage. I have it for 4 years or 80,000 miles, I'm on 56,000 and 2.5 years. I told my wife I was going to put it on jack stands and leave it running in gear... one cool thing, if you turn off the traction control and set the parking brake, it will spin the front tires! I have been beating the crap out of it and it is surprisingly holding up.

Midlife · « **Reply #33 on:** May, 30, 2010, 02:45:31 PM »

Quote from: AzPete on May, 30, 2010, 10:22:41 AM

But.....he drove it home from the dealer.......

No, SWMBO drove it home, as she doesn't like driving a stick shift.

AzPete · « **Reply #34 on:** May, 30, 2010, 03:31:36 PM »

....but.....we know you have driven it.....

BobV · « **Reply #35 on:** May, 30, 2010, 03:54:11 PM »

If the wife wants a minvan, that's her choice...

The fact that you let her buy a freakin KIA should be cause for revocation though. A Korean car, really? :fail

FordDude · « **Reply #36 on:** May, 30, 2010, 03:59:13 PM »

Quote from: BobV on May, 30, 2010, 03:54:11 PM

If the wife wants a minvan, that's her choice...

The fact that you let her buy a freakin KIA should be cause for revocation though. A Korean car, really? :fail

So why is it every time I see the name KIA I only see killed in action. Is the next Korean car going to be a MIA? :nk

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