Seen in an AZ Post Office

[Midlife]

I had to mail some stuff today while on travel in Tucson, and while waiting in line, I was perusing the stuff posted on the wall.  Here's one item:

"Wanted, $20,000 reward.  Pete Moore, white male, approx. 55 years old, 6' 2" tall, beard, gray hair.  Formerly a resident of Safford, AZ.  Last seen in a RV headed east, towing a black late model Ford Mustang.  Wanted for suspicion of theft of vintage cars and alteration of VIN's.  If you see this suspect, please take extreme caution, as he can be very dangerous when spoken to.  Has a predilection to drinking beer and smoking tires.  Call 520-SUS-PECT."

[daveSanborn]

Craig!  Here's those $$,$$$ you were looking for to buy that Charger!  Sorry Pete, but it is a very pretty car.....

[AzPete]

I have never smoked beer or drank tires. And as far as the altered thefts, I never looked at the VINs. Now, where did I put that bottle brown down at........ :drunken_smilie