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Author Topic: A wifes story  (Read 343 times)

Offline 70 StangMan

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A wifes story
« on: January, 27, 2010, 11:24:41 AM »
I  had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided
to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you..' Then we made passionate love all nightlong.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,

 

 
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A wifes story
« Reply #1 on: January, 27, 2010, 12:11:45 PM »
 :craz   :lol   :lol  fd

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Offline 70_Fastback

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Re: A wifes story
« Reply #2 on: January, 27, 2010, 12:39:17 PM »
LoL.  Nice.
   

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Re: A wifes story
« Reply #3 on: January, 27, 2010, 12:47:53 PM »
 :lol :lol

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Re: A wifes story
« Reply #4 on: January, 27, 2010, 01:32:46 PM »
I was thinking it was going to end with something like, didn't we just do that at the office?  Get outta here before my wife gets home....


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Re: A wifes story
« Reply #5 on: January, 27, 2010, 04:18:54 PM »
I probably would have asked if it was laundry day. :craz :lol
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