Author Topic: Will someone please.... (Read 855 times)

dodgestang · « **on:** December, 23, 2011, 02:58:03 PM »

tell my wife to stop yelling at me?

Please?

lethal289 · « **Reply #1 on:** December, 23, 2011, 03:04:33 PM »

That depends on what u did!?

cmayna · « **Reply #2 on:** December, 23, 2011, 03:13:16 PM »

er........duct tape is extremely handy. Black version looks best against the skin color.

Fast68back · « **Reply #3 on:** December, 23, 2011, 03:15:37 PM »

He probably brought home another Mustang...

turq66 · « **Reply #4 on:** December, 23, 2011, 03:27:37 PM »

Shut up!

(I'm talking to you, not her.)

janschutz · « **Reply #5 on:** December, 23, 2011, 03:38:03 PM »

I make it a point to not get mixed up with someone arguments . I have enough of my own so you are on your own.

dodgestang · « **Reply #6 on:** December, 23, 2011, 04:30:42 PM »

I didn't do nothing.

silverblueBP · « **Reply #7 on:** December, 23, 2011, 04:35:53 PM »

Quote from: dodgestang on December, 23, 2011, 04:30:42 PM

I didn't do nothing.

Search your feelings, you know you did something.

Gigantopithecus · « **Reply #8 on:** December, 23, 2011, 04:36:35 PM »

Quote from: dodgestang on December, 23, 2011, 04:30:42 PM

I didn't do nothing.

You're male, therefore it doesn't matter.

dodgestang · « **Reply #9 on:** December, 23, 2011, 05:07:19 PM »

Quote from: silverblueBP on December, 23, 2011, 04:35:53 PM

Search your feelings, you know you did something.

I bought her the Jeep she wanted.
I cooked dinner as usual.
I cleaned up the kitchen.....

AzPete · « **Reply #10 on:** December, 23, 2011, 05:09:11 PM »

Just apologize.....

silverblueBP · « **Reply #11 on:** December, 23, 2011, 05:11:26 PM »

Quote from: dodgestang on December, 23, 2011, 05:07:19 PM

I bought her the Jeep she wanted.
I cooked dinner as usual.
I cleaned up the kitchen.....

But that doesn't mean you can hit it "there", no means no.

Teebone · « **Reply #12 on:** December, 23, 2011, 05:14:40 PM »

Put her in a head lock and hold her nose closed until she turns slightly blue..then release....works for me

dodgestang · « **Reply #13 on:** December, 23, 2011, 05:46:06 PM »

Quote from: Teebone on December, 23, 2011, 05:14:40 PM

Put her in a head lock and hold her nose closed until she turns slightly blue..then release....works for me

I did use to hold her nose closed and tell to swallow (no dirty minds please) when we were younger. It was always good for a laugh.

FordDude · « **Reply #14 on:** December, 23, 2011, 06:19:55 PM »

Try this...

fd

sgtjunior · « **Reply #15 on:** December, 23, 2011, 06:29:04 PM »

Offer her a

or

dodgestang · « **Reply #16 on:** December, 23, 2011, 06:33:14 PM »

I did tell her I was going out to buy some Pabst Blue Ribbon.....

Midlife · « **Reply #17 on:** December, 23, 2011, 06:41:29 PM »

Nick:
You got this all backwards. She's screaming at you because she loves you and wants you off of the damn computer NOW so she can cuddle with you in bed.

ko67 · « **Reply #18 on:** December, 23, 2011, 06:50:36 PM »

You must learn the art of the single, open hand slap. Keep the pimp hand strong. Like Mark's favorite rapper Jay Z says, If you having girl probems, I feel bad fo you son, I got 99 problems but a beotch aint one.