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Offline cmayna

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The Polish Divorce
« on: November, 09, 2011, 08:36:11 AM »
         

   
    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
    One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
    and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
    and asked him the following questions:

    Have you any grounds?
    Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
    It made of concrete.

    I don't think you understand.
    Does either of you have a real grudge?
    No, we have carport, and not need one.

    I mean what are your relations like?
    All my relations still in Poland .

    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
    We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up?
    No, I always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger?
    No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce?
    She going to kill me.

    What makes you think that?
    I got proof.

    What kind of proof?
    She going to poison me.
    She buy a bottle at drugstore
    and put on shelf in bathroom.
    I can read... it say:

    ~~~Polish Remover~~~

 

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Re: The Polish Divorce
« Reply #1 on: November, 09, 2011, 08:49:32 AM »
Groan
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Re: The Polish Divorce
« Reply #2 on: November, 09, 2011, 08:59:21 AM »

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Godspeed Sam Griffith...you will be missed and remembered.

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Re: The Polish Divorce
« Reply #3 on: November, 10, 2011, 10:01:17 AM »
I didn't think I was Polish, but every-time I use the automatic car wash it blinks a sign that says I am Polish! My car also calls me an airbag every-time I start it. How does this stuff now I'm a Polish Airbag? I'm getting tired of this new technology!

Married to Tara, that makes me the TARA-fied one!

 


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