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A husband read an article to his wife that explained that women use 30,000 words a day compared to a man's use of 15,000 words.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men."

The husband then turned to his wife and said,"What?"



Bonus:


Marriage Seminar

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened as the instructor explained, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each others likes and dislikes."

He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"

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