If this don't make you smile a little---

[Flysure1]

your probably not American or australian!



One thing about Australians is that their hearts
 
and humour are always in the right place!
 
T. B. Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Newcastle ,NSW
 
was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought
 
of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners.
 
His reply prompted his ejection from the studio,
 
but to thunderous applause from the audience.
 
HIS STATEMENT:
 
'If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's nuts to a car's battery cables
 
will save just one Australian's life, then I have just three things to say;
 
Red is positive,
 
Black is negative, and
 
Make sure his nuts are wet.'