a little sunday funny

[Flysure1]

   Its a classic




A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'
 
  Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his  tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1  to 10.  If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck  guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7.  Sorry. No sex this time..'

A week later, the same redneck, along with a  buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up.  Again he asked for his  free sex. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct  number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it  was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.'
 
As they were  driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, 'I think that game is rigged  and he don't really give away free sex.'

 Bubba replied, 'No it ain't  rigged. My wife won twice last week ....!!!!!!

[FordDude]

" I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."
"I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.

Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist.

"Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!"

"Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !!!"

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[FordDude]

Bubba, a Redneck furniture dealer from College Station , decided to
expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris
to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris he met with some
manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back
home in College Station .

To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and
have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the
small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was
the only vacant seat in the house. Before long, a very beautiful young
Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which he
did not understand), and motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit
down.

He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language
so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her. He took
a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She
nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her. After sitting together at
the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a
plate with food on it, and she nodded.

They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group
playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another
napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got
up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing
up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a
four-poster bed. To this day, Bubba has no idea how she figured out he
was in the furniture business.

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