Author Topic: I learned a new word today....unfortunately. (Read 881 times)

70 StangMan · « **on:** March, 09, 2011, 11:15:31 AM »

Man using Wizzanator charged with violation of probation

By Austin L. Miller
Staff writer

Published: Wednesday, March 9, 2011 at 9:29 a.m.
Last Modified: Wednesday, March 9, 2011 at 9:29 a.m.
OCALA - A 27-year-old man caught urinating in a device that would alter a drug screen test was taken into custody Tuesday.

An Ocala police officer went to Parole and Probation at 5640 S.E. Sixth Place, where an employee said he caught Justin Kline with a Wizzanator, which is a urine holder/dispenser, while conducting a drug screen test on him.

Kline was arrested and taken to the Marion County Jail. Records show he has a violation of probation for community control for habitual driving while license is suspended or revoked and attempted strong-arm robbery.

abrahamfh · « **Reply #1 on:** March, 09, 2011, 11:32:21 AM »

That is some funny stuff. Wizzanator, sounds like something from my favorite show Phineas and Ferb. They really should bust the companies that make this stuff.

ko67 · « **Reply #2 on:** March, 09, 2011, 11:53:42 AM »

Quote from: abrahamfh on March, 09, 2011, 11:32:21 AM

That is some funny stuff. Wizzanator, sounds like something from my favorite show Phineas and Ferb. They really should bust the companies that make this stuff.

Yeah, but if Doofenschmirtz made it it would not work...

tarafied1 · « **Reply #3 on:** March, 09, 2011, 11:55:35 AM »

wow, it's sad that I know what you guys are talking about...
where's Perry?!

Horseplay · « **Reply #4 on:** March, 09, 2011, 11:57:11 AM »

Quote from: tarafied1 on March, 09, 2011, 11:55:35 AM

wow, it's sad that I know what you guys are talking about...
where's Perry?!

You have a Wizzanator?!

tarafied1 · « **Reply #5 on:** March, 09, 2011, 11:58:48 AM »

no but but I have stock in Doofenschmirtz Incorporated.

ko67 · « **Reply #6 on:** March, 09, 2011, 11:59:34 AM »

Quote from: tarafied1 on March, 09, 2011, 11:55:35 AM

wow, it's sad that I know what you guys are talking about...
where's Perry?!

Aren't you a little old to be watching phineas and ferb? Yes, yes you are.

silverblueBP · « **Reply #7 on:** March, 09, 2011, 12:00:42 PM »

Doofenschmirtz....

That just made me spew soda all over the computer, screen, desk, table and fax machine.

70_Fastback · « **Reply #8 on:** March, 09, 2011, 01:06:21 PM »

Hell, I watch Phineas & Ferb also... BUT we have 6 year old boys in the house. So I have an legitimate excuse!

RustyRed · « **Reply #9 on:** March, 09, 2011, 01:08:54 PM »

If Phineas and Ferb made the Wizzanator it would be gone for good in about the length of one of their episodes shortly before Candice dragged their mom into the bathroom.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are faking their drug test!"

Perhaps this will work for a later episode when Phineas and Ferb have grown to their teenage years?

RustyRed · « **Reply #10 on:** March, 09, 2011, 01:11:54 PM »

Quote from: 70_Fastback on March, 09, 2011, 01:06:21 PM

Hell, I watch Phineas & Ferb also... BUT we have 6 year old boys in the house. So I have an legitimate excuse!

That's what they all say.

Ever catch yourself with something like Phineas and Ferb on TV and then you realize your kids went to bed a half hour ago?

I want Beavis and Butthead back myself.

abrahamfh · « **Reply #11 on:** March, 09, 2011, 01:13:15 PM »

Quote from: RustyRed on March, 09, 2011, 01:08:54 PM

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are faking their drug test!"

LMAO

70 StangMan · « **Reply #12 on:** March, 09, 2011, 01:22:48 PM »

Boy, that didn't take long.

tarafied1 · « **Reply #13 on:** March, 09, 2011, 01:30:21 PM »

Quote from: RustyRed on March, 09, 2011, 01:11:54 PM

Ever catch yourself with something like Phineas and Ferb on TV and then you realize your kids went to bed a half hour ago?

yes indeed! and it never fails it's the same episode I have seen 30 times!

abrahamfh · « **Reply #14 on:** March, 09, 2011, 01:50:26 PM »

Heck man, my Son introduced me to it and I have been hooked ever since. LoL

I get a crack everytime Doofenschmirtz's ex-wife makes references to all the stuff he does with the alimony she pays him. LoL

KBMWRS · « **Reply #15 on:** March, 09, 2011, 03:48:57 PM »

Old fart here.....

are you guys yappin' about?

abrahamfh · « **Reply #16 on:** March, 09, 2011, 04:05:57 PM »

70 StangMan · « **Reply #17 on:** March, 09, 2011, 04:07:32 PM »

Quote from: KBMWRS on March, 09, 2011, 03:48:57 PM

Old fart here..... are you guys yappin' about?

Kinda' confused myself. Definitely words I ain't heard before.

blue65coupe · « **Reply #18 on:** March, 09, 2011, 04:08:36 PM »

Quote from: KBMWRS on March, 09, 2011, 03:48:57 PM

Old fart here..... are you guys yappin' about?

Not as old as Mike here but am wondering the same thing.

tarafied1 · « **Reply #19 on:** March, 09, 2011, 06:33:06 PM »

I'm an old fart too and my youngest son turns 13 next month, that's why it is sad that I know what they are talking about!

silverblueBP · « **Reply #20 on:** March, 09, 2011, 07:08:42 PM »

Quote from: abrahamfh on March, 09, 2011, 04:05:57 PM

Good grief, I'd rather sit and have my nose hair pulled out one by one!

Starfury · « **Reply #21 on:** March, 10, 2011, 05:44:24 PM »

I like Phineas and Ferb, but my gf thinks it's a little too mature for the 4yr old. I disagree:P I grew up on WB cartoons, which are just about as violent as it gets. Phineas and Ferb is tame.