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Author Topic: Wednesday funny/reality....  (Read 215 times)

Offline daveSanborn

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Wednesday funny/reality....
« on: February, 18, 2009, 09:12:36 AM »
The Divorced Barbie Doll....
                       
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday.
                       
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of
those Barbie's in the display window?'
                       
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
                       
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach
Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie
for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with
Ken's balls.

Offline Starfury

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Re: Wednesday funny/reality....
« Reply #1 on: February, 18, 2009, 12:34:54 PM »
Ahha, awesome:)
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