Could be top country songs

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Top Ten Country & Western Songs:

 

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

 

9.  I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I've Woke Up With a Few

 

8.  If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

 

7.  I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

 

6.  Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

 

5.  I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

 

4.  My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

 

3.  She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

 

2.  She Gets Better Lookin'  with Every Beer

 

 And the Number One Country & Western song is:

 

1.  It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day!      :bow