This is very truthfull!!!

[Flysure1]

Dear Employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of
economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of
40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known
as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for
the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination)

. Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the
SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be
RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems
appropriate.

- Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for
Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel
Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be
SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.

- Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT
(Special High Intensity Training) as possible.

Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives to
the employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT,
please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained
to give you all the SHIT you can handle.


Sincerely, The Management

[beach pony]

Good one Rod! :nice