Tax time

[tarafied1]

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously
divorced ten Husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be
gentle, I'm Still a virgin".

"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've
been married ten times?

"Well...

Husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me
how great it's going to be.


Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really
sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look
into it and get back to me.


Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything
checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the
system up.


Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had
the order, he didn't know when he would be able
to deliver.


Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process
but wanted three years to research, implement,
and design a new state-of-the-art method.


Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought
he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.


Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he
was never sure how to position it.


Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk
about it.


Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.


Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was....
God I miss him!


But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"


"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"


"You're a Tax Man...... this time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"