Sunday morning chuckle!

[Flysure1]

> > A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out
> > something exciting and relate it to the class the next
> > day.
> > When the time came to present what they'd found, the
> > first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the
> > front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a
> > small
> > white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled,
> > the
> > teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a
> > period,'
> > he replied. 'I can see that,' said the teacher,
> > 'but what is so exciting about a period? 'Darned
> > if
> > I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was
> > missing one, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack,
> > and
> > the boy next door joined the Navy...!!!!
>