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Italian wedding test

70 StangMan

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I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
So we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me..
It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was Bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it around anyone else. One day she called me and asked me to come over.
'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.
She was alone when I arrived.she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.she couldn't overcome them anymore.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said."if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment..
Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lord And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
He said, 'Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son..'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
 
I think what he meant was that although the condoms are stored in the car, leave them there regardless!
 
Now I see the problem. I was reading this thread on the phone and "my" reply was actually at the end of Dale's post. It's not there on my phone when I read it! It does however show up when I read it on the puter.
 
yes...the punch line does not show up on Tapatalk in the original post....so Mark's response made sense (for once!)
 
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